a srtoy about me and my bf

once apon a time there was a sexy damsel named tahlia
who lived in australia
she had a pet spider named bob
one day
leonardo came to her house and said
oh miss tahlia you lok ravisng todey
and she said
oh mr di caprio you didn't drown?!!?! how did you find me
he said sometimes iphone mpas work u no
so she let him inside
he said tahlier stop stalling i need u now
she said but i am a furry we cannot b 2geter??
he leaned in real close and said
yiff me
so they were yiffing and there was a thunder sound outside!!!!111!!

oH NO THE ICEBERG HAS COME FOR REVENGE whispered leo quietl

wut u mean by that cried tahlia as she smiled

bob the spider drowned in a bucket as a thousand kangaroos suddenly ran in the room and watched them

i told u bout the roos bro she said sighingly as she pushed him away

but why tahlia?!???!! miserabled leo, pulling his kilt around his neck

because

i doesn't afraid of anything


so yeah that was a true storuy



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